Thanks for all the feedback.
I have actually found something that is a little more reasonable. Ok, the colors are ridiculous, but the weight and size seem right. Basically, it just needs to have a shower and toilet. My wife is fine with the RTT and peeing in the bushes for about a week, which won't do for longer trips.
Dry Hitch Weight 241 lb. (109 kg )
Unloaded Vehicle Weight 1,937 lb. (879 kg )
Gross Vehicle Weight Rating (GVWR) 3,241 lb. (1,470 kg )
Cargo Carrying Capacity 1,304 lb. (591 kg )
Exterior Length 16 ft. 4 in. (5.0 m)
Exterior Height 8 ft. 7 in. (2.6 m)
Exterior Width 96 in. (2.4 m)
Fresh Water Capacity 36 gal. (136 L)
Gray Water Capacity 35 gal. (132 L)
Black Water Capacity 35 gal. (132 L)
Awning Size 10 ft. (3.0 m)