I think Martyn should have an honorary Celtic price list:
Welsh = MSRP - 30% (Welsh unity of course)
Irish = MSRP + 10% (that's around $1K less you can piss up on Guinness and Jameson, so in essence he's doing both your liver and brain a favor)
Scottish = MSRP + 20% (because you are tight bastards and need to spend some money on something useful to jump start the global economy. Haggis sales just aren't cutting it)
and lets not forget...
English = MSRP + 60% (enough said)
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